I'm sorry about the lack of updates to the three (possibly four) people who actually read what I have to say. I recently got a promotion, and on top of that, I'm still in school. Not much has changed over the last few months since I've written here, except for a few things I've managed to discover:

1.) Meatball subs are quite awesome.

2.) Paul Thomas Anderson has made some great films.

3.) Never underestimate how much friendship means to you.

4.) The Sox might have a chance to be a decent team this year.

All in all, things are looking good. School is almost done, the Bulls have HC advantage, I'm making more money, and the Pixies are headlining Lollapalloza in Grant Park. So, as I see it... life is pretty fucking good. I'll leave you all with a quote from the 2002 film "Punch-Drunk Love," starring Adam Sandler:

"You can go to places in the world with pudding. That's funny."